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What the fuck is a dook? And that's it Strak? "I'm back"??

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Dave - 12/14/2007 11:37:07 AM
It's more fuck the Player's Association. They are ruining baseball with not agreeing to a salary cap, real drug testing, etc. I would support MLB telling them to fuck off and start over at this point.

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Tina - 12/17/2007 4:34:04 PM
STFU?! That must be an Ohio thing...Why don't you have some and tell me how it is!

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Sorry, I want to see if I can fix the spam bot issue everyone... Until then, use the link that's in the "blog area"

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Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

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Jamie - 12/21/2007 9:41:28 AM
Why would have not wanted today to come? You get to go to F'ing Florida in 4 days!

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Body waxing?? The gay-ination continues.

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Don't hate my smooth, muscular back

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I am surprised they are not opening a store in Easton first, like they did with RUEHL No.925

The Strak - 1/2/2008 10:44:54 PM
....And no, The Strak will not get a Wii.

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Hmmm, well, you do always tell me I should work in porn, so...

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It may not be a "porn site" but it does show nudey!

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My baby's got the bends...

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She does look alot like the female gremlin!

The Strak - 1/7/2008 4:15:34 PM
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Tina - 1/23/2008 4:57:12 PM
Look at Jeff shaking his money maker...Love it! Congrats Billy, I wish you and Becky the best!

Jeff - 1/23/2008 5:13:54 PM
That's what I was born to do.

Jamie - 1/24/2008 3:16:50 PM
What?!?! Nothing else to say on 1/24/08?? Come on..........can't I get some love?!

g-money - 1/24/2008 4:32:07 PM
hmmm... 500 calories a day. and how does pepperoni pizza and fried macaroni for breakfast fit into this equation?

Jeff - 1/25/2008 1:42:57 PM
You know, that is MaRiLyN mAnSoN singing "This Is Halloween".....1 MORE WEEK!!

Tina - 1/27/2008 9:50:27 PM
Makes me giggle...

Darth Anus - 1/28/2008 9:59:37 PM
It wasn't Patrick Duffy in Loverboy. It was Patrick Dempsy. Get you 80's movie icons right.

Dave - 1/29/2008 9:23:29 AM
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I felt the something weird in that house, but it could have just been from your stories. CREEEEEEEEEPY

Dave - 1/31/2008 8:56:05 AM
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Thank you Dave. By the way, would you like to try my doggystyle ;)

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Maybe it has something to do with the fact that more members have rotated in and out of Megadeth in the last 15 years than the number of men than the number of gold records the band has been awarded.

Please help me before I record "(Still) Sweating Bullets," "Countdown to My Own Extinction," "Recording Covers of My Own Band is My Business...and Business Sucks," and "Hangar 18 - B."

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Oh. If ye only knew who I be.

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Dave - 2/25/2008 11:02:42 AM
OK, yet another code change to get rid of these damn spam bots. Fuckers.

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Time is but a window.

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actually, I believe the full quote is:
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I'm not so sure about that MPR. We'll have to ask Vigo to see what the correct order is.

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Jodi - 3/16/2008 3:48:25 PM
Read your Halloween story like I said I would.. It was awesome... you are a good writer.. can't wait for your first book :) now get goin on that!

Tina - 3/18/2008 11:52:25 AM
Huh????? I really expected a better blog today...one filled with a bunch of hung-over babbling recapping your drunken stupor from the night before. You're slipping Dave!

Jodi - 3/18/2008 12:15:05 PM
I'm going to have to agree with Tina, except I liked your blog today. I think that will be an awesome story.

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Yes, Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus...now you are in the know and can hang out with the cool kids at recess!

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Where is the "who gives a shit option" on your latest poll?

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Dude, that sounds like the story when Eamon, Ben, and myself met you, Jamie, and her friend at Bar Louie -- carrying some chick like a baby out of that bar and then she pukes!

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Ha Ha. That's a good point. Except this girl didn't puke on my bed.

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Hey, she didn't puke in your bed she puked on the floor at the end of the bed! haha

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LDYKLLR - 4/23/2008 8:11:38 PM
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The Fighting Librarian - 4/23/2008 10:05:54 PM
What's wrong with them??? That they don't appreciate me ;) And I got stood up tonight *sigh*... just add that to my streak.

Also, I have been craving smoothies. Damn you for your orgasmic smoothies post! And sorry 'bout the ticket... but better you than me, right?? :)

Dave - 4/24/2008 2:06:09 PM
No, it's better everyone else than me for bad things, and good for me for good things. DUH

LDYKLLR, what the hell is a LUNO

Tina - 4/25/2008 9:24:54 PM
You want to knock me for my spelling? What about your grammar "Jared would never lose wait..." don't you mean weight??? Damn Bischof you're slipping!

The Fighting Librarian - 4/25/2008 10:45:35 PM
Hehe. What she said... "lose wait" heh. You're cute when you can't spell... just wanna pinch your cheeks.

Dave - 4/26/2008 11:10:26 AM
why what ever do you girls mean????

LDY KLLR - 4/27/2008 6:21:10 PM
Go see Juno.. It will change your life.
21 isnt bad either
The Ruins Sucked!

Bischof I think i will start a 20 second movie review on your site.......

-terry

LDY KLLR - 4/28/2008 3:20:52 PM
Bischof! When you break a story I report to you I demand pup reporters street cred. Refer to me as "The Lord Lady Killer" or "Grand Moff Terry"... I will also answer to the name "Duke"..


-terry


Dave - 4/29/2008 8:58:03 AM
Dude, just because you sent me something doesn't mean I rea dit FIRST! But I will agree, Juno is the bomb.

LDY KLLR - 5/1/2008 10:51:07 PM
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BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE!


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LDY KLLR - 5/5/2008 3:07:29 PM
Dude i just have to ask.. how in the hell does Fox news get a hold of the Mayors 6 year old text messages? How?

-t

LDY KLLR - 5/5/2008 3:10:41 PM
Suggestion:

Change title to: Home of Dave Bischof and everything sexy about Boy George.. (he's my hero!)

-t

Fuccess - 5/6/2008 10:14:59 AM
This is like dave and terry's private messageboard. Cute!

Jack Mehoff - 5/9/2008 6:40:31 AM
Correction: "Starting to come together, Pepper. Starting to come together."

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Welcome back to Comments! This time with Dave approval.

thefightinglibrarian - 10/21/2008 9:37:40 PM
Kid tested, Dave approved! Can't wait to meet the PIC so we can approve of her, too :)

Tina - 10/22/2008 12:06:35 PM
I agree! Come on Davina post some pics!

Tina - 10/22/2008 12:07:41 PM
What the fuck? Is this fucking myspace??? You have to approve our comments?! You have managed to suck all the fun out of it!

Dave - 10/22/2008 1:14:36 PM
First of all, can't you read? It says I will be approving 4 posts up. Second, it's PIC = Partner in Crime. Not pics. You can't agree when you mean something totally different. DUH

PIC - 10/23/2008 6:22:53 PM
Who is Davina??

Dave - 10/25/2008 2:22:53 PM
I am Davina. It's a California nickname thingy given to me by good old CJ.

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Dave - 10/30/2008 2:22:53 PM
Why thank you Jamiers! And no, no rent change. I could have stayed in a hotel free but I do that enough...

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one problem: You cannot rock out to Plain White Ts.

I do agree with younger concert goers. It depends on the shows you go to - the lesser-known bands usually get fun crowds. See Girl Talk if you ever get a chance.

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The Fighting Librarian - 12/8/2008 7:27:41 PM
Two things: 1) You and Brent ARE pedophiles. Silly boy. 2) I'LL be the judge of whether or not you can see your abs. I'm just sayin'.

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The Fighting Librarian - 1/13/2009 7:53:59 PM
Awww, but you looked cute in your t-shirt! somebody has to be "that guy"... :)

Dave - 1/16/2009 12:04:09 PM
WHATEVER!!!! You made fun of me the whole time!

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Tracy - 2/24/2009 11:40:23 AM
Go to Clearwater Beach, FL. Not Clearwater, FL....Clearwater BEACH, FL. It's sort of like Key West. Or at least how I would imagine Key West would be. Cheap. White sand beaches. Fun!! DO IT!!!!!

Tracy - 3/19/2009 12:06:39 PM
Holy smokes that soon! I'm going to miss you! Boo....although Erik and I talked about coming to visit you. That would be kick ass! Don't be worried about not knowing anyone. I didn't know anyone when I moved here. You'll do fine!! When is the going away party? You have to have one - mandatory!!

Tracy - 3/25/2009 12:12:08 PM
Oh the rage! Simmer down brown cow. People are stupid. Always have been. Always will.

The Dahlmanator - 3/26/2009 11:24:02 AM
I think they only look at the pictures and then have someone write an email for them. They ALWAYS ask me some question that's answered by reading two sentences of text. Fucking Esteban. Hate that guy.

Tracy - 3/30/2009 12:12:33 PM
Is it fate or irony? I find it amazing that you find these little unknown facts. haha!

Dredd - 3/31/2009 11:15:06 AM
Irony? Why would it be Irony? There is nothing ironic about it! Unless Garfield was the one being sent. Then MAYBE. But no. That's not the case.

Wow - 3/31/2009 3:09:18 PM
The You Tube video made me feel so much better about my own existence.

The Dahlmanator - 4/8/2009 4:33:34 PM
So I thought I liked hanging out with you because you were a lot like me. But I'm not cocky, loud, obnoxious, nerdy, and overall an odd human being at all. Now get out of here so there are twice as many ladies for me.

thefightinglibrarian - 4/8/2009 5:18:57 PM
Tear. :(

We'll be keeping your seat warm at Garage Bar, don't you worry about that. And besides, I expect you to come get your cornhole when you get back. I GOTCHER CORNHOLE!!!

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Dave,
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Dave - 4/17/2009 6:43:02 PM
Wow! I can't believe yous till read my blog! Ha ha. Thanks for the advice, I will definitely try that. I'm gettin there though! Slowly but surely.

The Strak - 5/1/2009 8:22:27 PM
...but the don't celebrate Independence Day in the UK, so you will have bring your own fireworks.

Dredd - 5/2/2009 3:22:27 PM
Actually they do. Funny how that works, huh?

Pumpkin Butt - 5/7/2009 11:31:46 AM
You seriously better stay away from those hookers!! You know what will (or I should say WON'T) happen if you don't!! ;o)

Tracy - 5/8/2009 12:07:38 PM
Don't do it!!! Or make sure you double...oh make that triple up on the jimmy cap. Screw that, wear full body armor!

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The Dahlmanator - 6/9/2009 3:32:56 AM
Smack My Bisch Hoff, great Prodigy song. Get your work done by winter so I can come visit.

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I did remember you yesterday on da po'ch when I saw it at the bottom of the page.
I Prayed for you. I Prayed that soon you'll find a real friend to hang out with and life will be more enjoyable for you.
Don't forget, you really do have friends/aquaintances other than here.
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Awww....we miss you!!! It was great to chat on your bday.

Tracy - 7/2/2009 10:39:04 AM
Love the blogs....keep 'em coming!! Have fun in the UK!

Bride and Groom - 7/7/2009 4:56:29 PM
Well Davey you will not be lonely in Dhabi for much longer as the Bride and I return home on Friday. What a wedding like a fairy tale and great friends of ours like you made it even better. See soon Love The Bride and Groom xxxx

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My life. Would suck. Without you.

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Your t-shirts are hilarious! And yes, I do need to explain them to mom. :)

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TFL - 8/11/2009 9:24:55 PM
Glad you're coming home soon for visits!!! We miss you and your t-shirts in fancy restaurants.

TFL - 9/9/2009 7:34:53 AM
Um, I hate to break it to you, but the new Joes movie Sucked The Big One. Even P thought so. Go see it if you want to, but set the expectations bar sub-sea level.

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DAMMIT!!!!! That makes me want to cry.

Pumpkin - 9/21/2009 4:45:06 PM
I miss you terribly and love you immensely. Does that count for anything? ;-)

Susan - 9/26/2009 12:01:33 AM
I came to your blog via Couchsurfers. It's interesting to read how you view Abu Dhabi over time. Good luck as you continue to settle in and ride the waves of culture shock. Perhaps we'll meet up at one of the CS get-togethers.

Tracy - 11/8/2009 6:22:35 PM
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The Dahlmanator - 12/4/2009 2:06:06 AM
What's up with the once a month postings? Seems to me you should have more free time with no friends right now. Speaking of which, are we still on for February?

Tina - 12/31/2009 11:47:09 AM
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